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Applying for Work is a Tough Job

The unemployment rate is often in the news, as is possible reasons for it, but I’ve never heard mention of the strenuous application process. I’ve recently been seeking a job, and feel like a paycheck is deserved for all the effort put into the search. Filling out the application was likely more difficult than some [...]

Written on April 20, 2012 | Posted in Featured,Woody's Wit | No comment

Lost friend on Facebook

In some ways I feel like I’m in elementary school all over again, minus the daily wedgies, but even into adulthood our behavior is often childlike. As the smallest, and seemingly unimportant issues can turn friends into enemies. The means may have changed, but the end result remains the same when a friendship is lost. [...]

Written on March 7, 2011 | Posted in Featured,Woody's Wit | No comment

Cast of ‘Dancing with the Has-Beens’

With the announcement of the cast for ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ comes hope that I could be chosen for an upcoming season. I am far from conceited, nor do I claim to be popular, but I can’t be much less known than some of the “celebrities” that will be competing on the hit series. Based [...]

Written on March 2, 2011 | Posted in Entertainment,Featured,Woody's Wit | Comments

Got Milk? The Breast Feeding Debate

Normally most men have to be dragged to the mall, but an exception was likely made on Sunday, Feb. 20 as a group of women staged a gathering of breast feeders in the food court of Fairfield Commons. Feeding time was held to raise awareness of the fight for breast feeding in public to be [...]

Written on March 1, 2011 | Posted in Featured,Woody's Wit | No comment

Oscar Predictions

It’s that time of year again, when I realize that my movie viewing choices do not match with the Academy, as I haven’t seen most of the Oscar nominated films. While I was enjoying the hilarity of ‘Dinner with Schmucks’, I should have been following the drama of ‘The Kings Speech.’ Despite my limited knowledge [...]

Written on February 22, 2011 | Posted in Featured,Woody's Wit | No comment

Stuck in the Ice Age

It may be the year 2011 but somehow we are stuck back in the Ice Age. It only takes one blown wire for all of today’s modern amenities to be taken away from us. For 12 long hours, about 10 of which was spent sleeping, I felt as if I was trapped in some prehistoric [...]

Written on February 2, 2011 | Posted in Featured,Woody's Wit | No comment

One-Liners to Fly at Wiley’s

“I was homeless for awhile. I didn’t want anyone to know so I slept in front of a Ticket Master.” – Dwight York While on stage, Dwight York delivers one-liners in a rapid fire succession. The jokes keep coming, one after another, with minimal set-up before the explosion of laughter. He sees no reason to [...]

Written on January 26, 2011 | Posted in Entertainment,Featured,Woody's Wit | No comment

‘Nana’s Naughty Knickers’ Overflows with Laughter at La Comedia

It’s a question that has plagued the world for generations, not even able to be answered by the brightest minds who found a way to outer space, cured diseases and created Farm Town on Facebook. Perhaps, we will never find out what Victoria’s secret is, but if she is anything like the title character in [...]

Written on January 24, 2011 | Posted in Entertainment,Featured,Woody's Wit | No comment

Will Write for Food

As proven by Ted Williams this week, some times fairy tales really do come true. Life certainly can be stranger than fiction, if the events were in a Hollywood movie they would be viewed as totally unrealistic, but You Tube proves that William’s miracles are reality. Talk about a tale of inspiration, Williams went from [...]

Written on January 11, 2011 | Posted in Featured,Woody's Wit | Comments

‘The Wonder Bread Years’ is Fun Filled Trip Down Memory Lane

This big, wide world is full of differences, but no matter if you are rich or poor, 30 years old or 92, from Ohio or New York, everyone has a past. A common element we all share is memories of growing up, which shaped our lives and is remembered in ‘The Wonder Bread Years.’ Written [...]

Written on December 12, 2010 | Posted in Entertainment,Featured,Woody's Wit | No comment
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